THEMES THAT YOU LIKE
221B Baker Street
Aileen. 15. Californiaye.

book-harlot:

My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single

(via hi)

pizzahard:

me at a job interview: as you can see sir, my qualifications are highly extensive, I had earned myself a PHD

employer: it says here all you did was worked at pizza hut

me: yes sir that is correct, I had earned my living from Pizza Hut Delivery

(via hi)

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

(via nervous-plant)

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

(via fuckingcr33ps)

god:

youngvlcanoes:

god ur annoying

excuse me?

(via lordofthejohnlock)

22. July 2014

lionvomit:

yogurtville:

- you smell different when you’re awake
- please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
- soon
- you have lovely skin, i can’t wait to wear it
- your hair tastes like strawberries
- tonight… you.
- he knows, don’t go home.
- i always knew you would die in my arms
- every time i poop i think of you
- no one will ever believe you
- yessssssssssssss
- i killed mufasa
- i bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
- mother told me it would be like this

oh christ

(via champagnenddisco)